Lives of the Poets

Tim Atkins’s Life According to Bruce Andrews

Are you a male or female?
BLAB MIND BLAB BODY

Describe where you currently live:
AUTOCRACY MANAGED BY MIDGETS

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
YOU MADE THIS WORLD, WE DIDN'T

Your favourite form of transportation:
CEREBELLUM REPLACED WITH JOY STICK

What’s the weather like?
JERK OFF IN THE BREADCRUMBS

Favourite time of day:
ANIMAL DICKS IN BED

Your relationships:
PENIS IS HEGEMONIC

Your fear:
PUBLIC FIRST, SELF SECOND

What is the best advice you have to give:
IT'S TIME TO STOP GLORIFYING THE WHITE ARMY

If you could change your name, you would change it to:
COUGH UP PREMIUM

My soul’s present condition:
I WANT EDUCATED OXEN

Emily Critchley’s Life According to Andrea Brady

Are you a male or female?
SWING STATE

Describe yourself:
LITTLE MISS WANNA

How do you feel?
ALL OR NOTHING

Describe where you currently live:
THE VACANT EMBASSY

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
TO CASTELLINA

Your favourite form of transportation:
THE TORPEDO OF EXCESS

What’s the weather like?
AMMONIA CRISPS THE AIR

Favourite time of day:
LATER THAT DAY

Your relationships:
HARD ON SOFT FATAL

Your fear:
RAPED BY CONSTANT INDETERMINACY, BY WHICH THE EMPTY SAC

What is the best advice you have to give:
FOLD AND RELEASE

If you could change your name, you would change it to:
PORNOPOLIS

My soul’s present condition:
PEACE WHERE HER WOUND IS, FLAPPING LIKE A FRIED EGG

Kai Fierle-Hedrick’s Life According to Marianne Morris

Are you a male or female?
A HOW-TO LIST FOR GIRLS

Describe yourself:
CAUSES THEIR EFFECTS

How do you feel?
DEVIANT

Describe where you currently live:
LOVE WARMS TO IT

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
CLEANING UP IN BEIRUT

Your favourite form of transportation:
TURNING

What’s the weather like?
WET MORNING GIVES WAY TO LATE SUMMER

Favourite time of day:
LUNCH HOUR POPS

Your relationships:
COMMEDIA DELL'ARTE

Your fear:
BUT REALLY I WILL FEAR GROWING OLD

What is the best advice you have to give:
WISH LESS

If you could change your name, you would change it to:
COCTEAU

My soul’s present condition:
DRIVE TO CORPOREALITY

Samantha Walton's life according to William Shakespeare

Are you a male or female?
A WOMANS FACE WITH NATURES OWNE HAND PAINTED

Describe yourself:
AS AN UNPERFECT ACTOR ON THE STAGE

How do you feel?
LIKE AS THE WAVES MAKE TOWARDS THE PIBLED SHORE

Describe where you currently live:
ALAS 'TIS TRUE, I HAVE GONE HERE AND THERE

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
HOW CAN I THEN RETURN IN HAPPY PLIGHT

Your favourite form of transportation:
THE LITTLE LOVE-GOD LYING ONCE A SLEEPE

What’s the weather like?
FULL MANY A GLORIOUS MORNING HAVE I SEEN

Favourite time of day:
WHEN I CONSIDER EVERY THING THAT GROWES

Your relationships:
SINNE OF SELF-LOVE POSSESSETH AL MINE EIE

Your fear:
TH'EXPENCE OF SPIRIT IN A WASTE OF SHAME

What is the best advice you have to give:
NO MORE BE GREEV'D AT THAT WHICH THOU HAST DONE

If you could change your name, you would change it to:
POORE SOULE THE CENTER OF MY SINFULL EARTH

My soul’s present condition:
WEARY WITH TOYLE, I HASTE ME TO MY BED