Friday, 8 May 2009

From "Encyclopedia Dramatica"

  • TIME CUBE IS A "T.O.E." - THEORY OF EVERYTHING: TIME, LIFE AND TRUTH. TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE MAKES YOU EVIL.
  • THERE ARE FOUR 24 HOUR DAYS ON THE PLANET EARTH.
  • HUMAN LIFE IS A "CRAP SHOOT." MALES AND FEMALES ARE TWO SEPARATE CUBES.
  • GENE RAY, TIME CUBE REVEALER, IS THE WORLDS SMARTEST HUMAN BEING. HE IS ALSO A COUSIN OF PIRAT PONTON.
  • HUMANS ARE CUBES, NOT ENTITIES.
  • MIDNIGHT BE BLACK RACE DAY.
  • MATH IS TEH EVIL. ALL NUMBERS EQUAL ZERO.
  • HOW COULD CUBELESS JEW GOD-QUEER CREATE MAN FROM DIRT WHEN BODY IS 75 PERCENT WATER.
  • WORD ADULTISM IS ANTI-CHILD.
  • MAN IS PERSONIFIED PYRAMID; THE HEAD IS MADE OF FOUR CORNERS - TWO, EARS NOSE, AND BACK CORNER.
  • TIME IS CUBIC NOT LINEAR. NO THIS IS NOT A RUBIX CUBE HAHAHA LOL0RZ HAX0RZ
  • A MOTHER AND A BABY ARE THE SAME AGE: 16 YEARS OLD
  • CUBED NATURE IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND, SO ALL EXPLANATION MUST BE DONE IN ALL CAPS FONT SIZE=5.
(Also see Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica entries on "Jew").

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