Wednesday, 21 March 2007

Art Detector

I have built an Art Detector. Some results were surprising. Like Fountain isn’t. Jonathan Stevenson is implicated in a covert performance piece entitled, “Not Making Art, Doing Like Activism Or Whatever” which has lasted six years. There are off-the-scale readings from art deposits in the abdomen of Josh Robinson. I’m going to lead an expeditionary team. We will be shrunk to a nanometre and injected initially into the gall bladder, who is with me?

Josh, I'm sorry, not you.

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